My primary and high school experience had one thing in common. The beatings. I am sure there is a ‘legally acceptable’ term for them but meh-… I used to think that teachers took the beatings more seriously than they did in ensuring we got good education. It used to be a running joke that they would take out their family frustrations on us. Some did not hold back.
I know we were not innocent and maybe we deserved it. Maybe we deserved to be punished. And by punish, I don’t mean a gentle knock on the head or a slight tap with a ruler. That was not public school style. See, some Kenyan public schools are worse than correctional centers when it comes to ensuring discipline.
Teachers loved to punish us especially when we failed their subjects. I constantly found myself drawing the short end of the straw when it came to mathematics. I hated math with a Passion. How the hell was it my fault if I couldn’t calculate the probability of a train traveling from Mombasa to Nairobi, after criss crossing the Indian ocean using the force of gravity?!….how. We would cry, bleed and bruise, all in the name of punishment. Do you realize how painful it is for a full grown man to take a cane to your ass because you arrived to school late…at 7 am in the cold, frosty as fuck morning?.
Sometimes, teachers took punishments too far, in my –not so innocent- opinion. We washed toilets, cleaned dormitories, swept entire compounds, knelt on pebbled ground until our knees were indented (I still have the scars) or got beaten. I can’t decide what was worse. They would use their hands,rulers, canes or my personal favorite, the Bunsen burner. That one hurt like a mothefucker.
‘Mass beatings’ were quite a common form of punishment. If you don’t know what it is, then God bless you. You have led a soft life. If you know what it is then, you are a survivor. Where are your battle scars, if I may ask? We would be herded off like cattle, to the proverbial slaughter.
I had a love-hate relationship with mass beatings. I hated them because teachers would descend on us like we were responsible for global warming. I hated them because when the teachers were done, we wouldn’t be able to sit for a week without flinching in pain. Our bodies would be on fire.
I also loved it. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like pain –I think- . I loved mass beatings Simply because they were en masse. we went through them as a unit. That, in itself was way better than facing the wrath of a teacher on your own. If you were lucky, you would be amongst the last ones and the teacher would have used up most of their strength, so it wouldn’t hurt as much.
That was a total lie by the way. I swear they regenerated energy faster than you can shout Avengers assemble.
Anyway, the ‘fun‘ part about mass beatings was after you and gotten your share, cried and nursed your wounds, then sat back to watch the others getting handled. Before you accuse me of being a sadist, hear me out. Some people definitely made the beatings enjoyable. Slightly, at least. See, their were four types of people during a mass beating;
1: Those who would scream and call on to their parents, ancestors and anybody who would listen,
2: Those who would be stoic, not make a single noise and take the beating like a champ,
3: Those who would cry even before the beating had started,
4: Lastly, those who were courageous enough to try and wrestle the cane from the teacher.
PS: sadly, I was a certified resident of number 3.